Monday, December 26, 2005

see jane run away

very dear former roommate gave me the most wonderful christmas present: $500 to take a trip.

so this april, with the thaw, jane will be road tripping from houston to san francisco and back again. i'll take I-10 over, possibly dipping down to San Diego instead of LA, and then go up to the coast. the way back will cut through nevada, colorado, and new mexico.

so, where should i stop along the way? i'm planning on camping and hostels. who and what should i make a point to see? i'm printing a listing of all the accredited museums in the usa, and another less choosy list for each state. anyone know a place i can find naked ladies or dead babies in jars?

i'm hoping to contact Joanie Blank and maybe buy her lunch. i want to discuss a line of sex toys for the arthritic.

so, if you want to offer me advice, food, or a bed, give me a heads up. i have plenty of time to plan this out, although a little spontaneity will be unavoidable.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The museum of burlesque in or near Barstow Ca.

12/27/2005 12:25 AM  
Anonymous jo said...

I do know a museum of dead things in jars, but it's a bit out of your way. Philadelphia.

But, if you ever get out this way, it is the Mudder Museum.

12/27/2005 6:49 AM  
Blogger Jane Vincent said...

the mutter museum is a favorite first date spot of mine. unfortunately, it is now sadly out of the way.

12/27/2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

I'd love to offer you a bed, dear Jane, but I'm nowhere near your planned route. :( That being said, I always found the beaches between LA and SF to be quite comfy, especially after sharing a bottle of wine (or three) with the locals.


12/27/2005 10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sound yummy, that's all for now..... ;)

12/28/2005 2:18 AM  
Blogger Algor Langeaux said...

a bit out of your *stated* way to be sure, but I could easily offer quiet and string free accomodation if you were interested in such things. It would end up being a bit further north than you had intended, but I could provide carbonara lasagne and good company if you were interested in such things.

12/30/2005 9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sex toys for the arthritic" brings to mind a heated vibrating mitten: good for your hand and good for your clit.

1/01/2006 3:13 AM  
Blogger Curious Pussy said...

Sex toys for the arthritic?! There is a God(dess)!


1/08/2006 9:44 PM  
Blogger Curious Pussy said...

Sex toys for the arthritic?! There is a God(dess)!


1/08/2006 9:47 PM  

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