Monday, November 07, 2005

competition

An official contest!!!

Name my houston-based condom (and lube, and gloves, and other toys of the trade) distribution organization. I want to target adults, including older adults. Not only will there be distribution in clubs, etc, but also senior centers and other events. I have a plan for condom and lube cozies for the older ladies. And there will be a resource list. Sexuality information and education are the primary goals of this probably non-profit.

Here are the rules:
*must have sexual inuendo
*must not be registered as a dot org (preferrably not dot com, either)
*not profane (because i like little old ladies)
*some texas or houston link

The winner receives a picture of my tits. Brainstorm: now!

18 Comments:

Blogger Balthazar B said...

I guess I might as well resign myself to the fact that I'm not getting anything done at work today. I have got to win this contest.

11/07/2005 9:30 AM  
Blogger the Wanker said...

Do you want them emailed to you or posted here?

Should be fun!

11/07/2005 11:14 AM  
Blogger Jane Vincent said...

with new comment moderation technology: the two are one and the same. i read all comments as emails before they are officially posted. really, either works for me.

11/07/2005 4:03 PM  
Anonymous Bryan Andregg said...

My suggestion is "Safe Play Space." Houston has a strong connection with NASA and the space industry and this provides limitless graphic and marketting possibilities. I checked safeplayspace.org and .com and both seem to be available, as I'd imagine versions with hyphens are.

11/08/2005 2:27 PM  
Blogger Librarian Babe said...

It's the damn Houston or Texas reference that throws me off. I've never even been to Texas and things like "Lone Star Rubbers," "Lone Star Willies," or "Hung in Houston" don't really cut it for a prophylactic distribution business. Lame, lame, lame!

Oh well. I can't wait to see the clever name someone comes up with.

11/08/2005 8:02 PM  
Blogger the Wanker said...

www.wrappedrider.org and .com is open.

and my suggestion.

11/08/2005 10:47 PM  
Anonymous Bella said...

dude.

I totally rock the condom cosies

check it out!::

http://myownbrain.com/catalog/health-condomcosies/

11/09/2005 1:46 AM  
Blogger Jane Vincent said...

bella- those are amazing. i'm making my own tonight.

the little "cozy" things i was thinking of (and there are quite a few condom cozies out there of various styles) would be small pouches that velcroed shut (for easy-open for arthritis) to hold condoms and/or lube. some pouches would have seperate pockets. others would be specialized for one of the other. they would come with a small refillable bottle of lube that also featured an easy-open top (i'm looking to asprin and other medication lids for inspiration).

by the way, you crotchless pantaloons (sp/term probably wrong) were the highlight of my evening the other night. congratualtions on the site launch.

11/09/2005 11:48 AM  
Anonymous Paolo said...

Texsum Condoms (they're free!)

(geddit, as in "Take some" condoms?)

domain available

(It Texas-ages to come up with this name)

groan

Paolo

11/09/2005 1:20 PM  
Blogger Jane Vincent said...

double groan.

okay, if we take away the texas requirement, what can ya'll come up with? try and be inclusive of other safer sex products (like lube! i am very excited about lube).

11/09/2005 3:47 PM  
Blogger Algor Langeaux said...

condominium.org

...is available
(its where the condoms hang out)

11/12/2005 1:26 PM  
Blogger Algor Langeaux said...

slikchik.com
slikchik.net
slikchik.org

slipslidinaway.com
slipslidinaway.net
slipslidinaway.org

theoilrig.org
theoilrig.com
theoilrig.net

myloveglove.com
myloveglove.net
myloveglove.org

11/12/2005 1:43 PM  
Blogger Valatan said...

HookEmRight?

11/12/2005 5:08 PM  
Blogger KaneCitizen said...

Texas RainGears?

(Lube) Houston Oily?

And maybe you can work in something having to do with this (apocryphal) anecdote.

11/13/2005 3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Playin it Safe, Texas Style

11/14/2005 3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Playin it Safer in TX

Big Safe (safety is a big issue, plus everything's bigger in texas?)

Ember

11/15/2005 5:45 PM  
Anonymous closetfreak said...

Here are two suggestions: SINuendo or condomnation

11/16/2005 9:04 AM  
Blogger brainhell said...

Wait, don't I already HAVE a picture of your tits?

11/20/2005 12:45 PM  

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