competition
An official contest!!!
Name my houston-based condom (and lube, and gloves, and other toys of the trade) distribution organization. I want to target adults, including older adults. Not only will there be distribution in clubs, etc, but also senior centers and other events. I have a plan for condom and lube cozies for the older ladies. And there will be a resource list. Sexuality information and education are the primary goals of this probably non-profit.
Here are the rules:
*must have sexual inuendo
*must not be registered as a dot org (preferrably not dot com, either)
*not profane (because i like little old ladies)
*some texas or houston link
The winner receives a picture of my tits. Brainstorm: now!
Name my houston-based condom (and lube, and gloves, and other toys of the trade) distribution organization. I want to target adults, including older adults. Not only will there be distribution in clubs, etc, but also senior centers and other events. I have a plan for condom and lube cozies for the older ladies. And there will be a resource list. Sexuality information and education are the primary goals of this probably non-profit.
Here are the rules:
*must have sexual inuendo
*must not be registered as a dot org (preferrably not dot com, either)
*not profane (because i like little old ladies)
*some texas or houston link
The winner receives a picture of my tits. Brainstorm: now!
posted by Jane Vincent at 1:45 AM
16 Comments:
I guess I might as well resign myself to the fact that I'm not getting anything done at work today. I have got to win this contest.
with new comment moderation technology: the two are one and the same. i read all comments as emails before they are officially posted. really, either works for me.
My suggestion is "Safe Play Space." Houston has a strong connection with NASA and the space industry and this provides limitless graphic and marketting possibilities. I checked safeplayspace.org and .com and both seem to be available, as I'd imagine versions with hyphens are.
It's the damn Houston or Texas reference that throws me off. I've never even been to Texas and things like "Lone Star Rubbers," "Lone Star Willies," or "Hung in Houston" don't really cut it for a prophylactic distribution business. Lame, lame, lame!
Oh well. I can't wait to see the clever name someone comes up with.
dude.
I totally rock the condom cosies
check it out!::
http://myownbrain.com/catalog/health-condomcosies/
bella- those are amazing. i'm making my own tonight.
the little "cozy" things i was thinking of (and there are quite a few condom cozies out there of various styles) would be small pouches that velcroed shut (for easy-open for arthritis) to hold condoms and/or lube. some pouches would have seperate pockets. others would be specialized for one of the other. they would come with a small refillable bottle of lube that also featured an easy-open top (i'm looking to asprin and other medication lids for inspiration).
by the way, you crotchless pantaloons (sp/term probably wrong) were the highlight of my evening the other night. congratualtions on the site launch.
Texsum Condoms (they're free!)
(geddit, as in "Take some" condoms?)
domain available
(It Texas-ages to come up with this name)
groan
Paolo
double groan.
okay, if we take away the texas requirement, what can ya'll come up with? try and be inclusive of other safer sex products (like lube! i am very excited about lube).
condominium.org
...is available
(its where the condoms hang out)
slikchik.com
slikchik.net
slikchik.org
slipslidinaway.com
slipslidinaway.net
slipslidinaway.org
theoilrig.org
theoilrig.com
theoilrig.net
myloveglove.com
myloveglove.net
myloveglove.org
HookEmRight?
Texas RainGears?
(Lube) Houston Oily?
And maybe you can work in something having to do with this (apocryphal) anecdote.
Playin it Safe, Texas Style
Playin it Safer in TX
Big Safe (safety is a big issue, plus everything's bigger in texas?)
Ember
Here are two suggestions: SINuendo or condomnation
Wait, don't I already HAVE a picture of your tits?
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