Tuesday, September 06, 2005


my dog bit off her nipples.

this was a few weeks ago when she was in super-itchy mode. intense benadryl, antihistamine/cortisone sprays, and oatmeal-baking-soda-anithistamine-cortisone super shampoo regime has helped greatly. her nips are beginning to heal if not grow back (it may just be the scar tissue but i'd like to think they resemble reconstructed nipples). this does not make her original actions any less disturbing.

she has a new friend at the dog park, a pitt bull i refer to as "nipples". "nipples" is well-endowed in the mammory area, with two neat rows of tootsie rolls along her tummy.

i like to think that sandy and nipples balance each other out. kinda yin yang of the doggy boobies.


Blogger Michael said...

Well, at least she didn't bite off *your* nipples.

9/07/2005 9:26 AM  
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

Uhm, I really think we need pictures, Jane.

Yes, I really do.



9/07/2005 12:29 PM  
Blogger NoxiousVerve said...

I for one do not want to see pictures of the scabbed over dog nipples. Your nipples... ok, that might be a different story... although, come to think of it, I don't want to see your nipples if they are scabbed over either. Nipples and scabs, just don't belong together.

9/07/2005 3:38 PM  

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