Sunday, July 03, 2005

on the town

after a day of napping and packing and jerking off, i went out to meet my dear friend paco. i left the house after eleven pm. usually i'm stripping down and starting a movie at that hour but this time i was putting on clothes and heading for the train.

i met paco at a mixed gay bar in williamsburg. the goal was dancing to 80s music. we got it half right. an awesome dj but those damn cabaret laws forbid us from boogie-ing. so we did the sitting down shoulder bop with fists swinging tight to the chest.

this was supposed to be my last night of drinking in new york. so i tried a blue hawaiian (yummy), a red bull and vodka (meh), and a long island with peach schnapps (the first drink i ever got drunk on outside of my parents liquor cabinet).

after we were warm and fuzzy we strolled down the block to a diner for grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatos and pickles, home fries, and a banana split. turns out our server was a friend of mine from my washington square park days.

refueled we headed into manhattan to hit fantasy world. Fantasy world is on the corner of 11th st and 7th ave and is open 24 hours. plus they have an amazing selection and are super sex positive (not skeezy). i was excited to find they are now marketing themselves as "new york's female friendly superstore". i strongly recommend them to friends of both genders.

i had a $20 gift certificate from christmas to spend. i debated between the various vibes and toys but fell in love when i found a lime green tantus swirl buttplug (http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/silicone_butt_plugs.html#t-tnt-1757).

but the big surprise came when we discovered they were have a porn sale. i do not own nearly enough porn. i jack off to many non-porn films as well as music or just the lovely hum of my vibrators but sometimes you want the hardcore visuals. the sale was specifically on gay porn. buy one at half price get a second vhs free. after much debate, swapping of potentials, and eventually sitting on the floor to sort through to the back of the racks, i settled on four films.

the first two are loosely plot driven:
*sextortion
*the bite 2 (chi chi larue!)

the second pair is compilations:
*when bottoms go wild
*anal hall of fame

what can i say? i do like the butt sex. especially watching good butt sex that all partners are enjoying. however, i also enjoy the extreme.

lately, i've developed a little obsession with brutaldildos.com. in particular, this sample of "kream" (bad bad porn name) fucking herself up the ass to the point that she prolapses when she comes, but it is a "healthy" prolapse (if there is such a thing). the tissue puffs out and you can see her ass contracting with orgasms and then it all gets sucked right back in, right as rain. http://www.brutaldildos.com/images/kream2/kream2samp.mpg i have never asked for gifts via my blog before, but if some fairy godperson wanted to get me a one-month membership to the site so i can gorge myself on this imagery to the point that i would never need to see it again, feel free to email me my new id and password. i'll happily share my favorite scenes with you.

back to this evening. after stocking up on the porn and cute new buttplug, we hit a deli where i bought some fresh oj and a bag of gummi bears. then paco walked me to the train. we plan on going to gay karaoke the week that i move, but in case that doesn't work out we hugged like no tomorrow. on the train i admired the hot lesbians that got on at union square, avoided the advances of the guy sitting across from me, and realized that these particular gummy bears have very well defined muzzles - to the point that when pinching the ears up and back they look more like a donkey than a bear.

so the sun is up and now i will sleep. but not without masturbating to my new mountain of gay porn.

8 Comments:

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7/03/2005 8:57 AM  
Blogger Josh Jasper said...

Red bull and vodka is vile.

I swear, one day I'll get around to picking up some carboys and make my ginger ginseng damiana mead. An actual tasty energy drink, with an aphrodisiac built in.

7/04/2005 12:26 PM  
Blogger W. S. Cross said...

I continue to come back here because you have so much in common with the protagonist of my novel. She is based on a real person, and clearly the person experienced many of the things you have (bisexuality for one). Sorry, couldn't help dropping by again. Lovely photo, too!

7/05/2005 9:47 PM  
Blogger Sk8RN said...

I couldn't get the comments on your most recent post to work. I *love* that you label yourself as a "Dyke Identified bisexual." I've considered myself a lesbian for the last 12 years and just recently realized that I'm bi and was having trouble with how to label that - especially as I've been married to a woman for 8 years now.

As for the move - wow. That's huge. I hope it goes well and you adjust to your new home quickly.

And you *must* post pics of the sword swallowing if you try it. And explain how it works. I just can't even imagine.

7/06/2005 2:05 PM  
Blogger Belle said...

Wow, that's an awesome night.

Sword swallowing scares me, though.

7/08/2005 12:16 AM  
Blogger Heath said...

Have u had any takers on the subscription?

7/08/2005 7:19 PM  
Blogger Jason Woods said...

Whoa... I looked at the http://www.brutaldildos.com clip you posted and I have to say... I really wonder if this is a normal/healthy thing that happens. Maybe I haven't seen enough anal. Help me out with an answer.

7/16/2005 8:05 PM  
Blogger Norton said...

Just started reading your blog, an I'm impressed.
Keep it up (so to speak!)
x

7/19/2005 7:45 AM  

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