mutiny of my body
my body currently has:
*a sprained knee
*an upper respiratory tract infection
*a sore throat
*a g.i. infection
*(and as of this morning) a ruptured ovarian cyst
this has resulted in nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, fainting, and twelve hours in the e.r.
fortunately, my body also has the love and protection of ms. dacia, who stood in the waiting room and by my side when possible throughout the ordeal, driving me home at one thirty in the a.m. and it was supposed to be her day off. i don't know what i have done to deserve her but i'm not taking her for granted. she is entitled to a lifetime supply of chocolate and sexual favors.