ernie cline should be my new boyfriend.
hey, i'm moving to texas. it could work.
we could make beautiful nerd porn together (http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/).
plus, he's only ten years older than me. that's great and rare. and i'm about to become a grad student. once you become a grad student, age is just a number. you date your 68 yr old professor of feminist lit and then have an ethical dilema when you break up about whether to bear your crushed heart to the dean and get her lying cheating ass fired or take it like the bigger better woman.
what sort of identity will i construct for grad school? who will i be and how will i find myself in houston?