Wednesday, June 22, 2005

tonight, tonight

went so incredibly well. i enunciated and paced myself and they laughed! the audience especially enjoyed my demonstration of the "shoe horn" dildo insertion technique (three fingers in curving towards g-spot, slide dong along palm into place while removing hand). and the folks got a taste of my "baby dyke learns to score" piece for russ kick's upcoming anthology (bc i'm going to be published, plug plug plug) everything you know about sex is wrong.

i am also completely in love with joe jervis of and hanne blank of (and a number of super cool books). my honorable mention goes to dan fishback of and the band cheese on bread ( everyone there was super amazing. i was completely honored to be considered anywhere near their league. go to for the complete lineup and links.

and now, the best sentence i have ever written:

"craigslist had been my source for casual dick and a new coffee table."

now that i will actually be in my apartment for 48 hours without guests (something i haven't enjoyed since pre-iud may 21st), the blogging will commence.


Blogger Librarian Babe said...

You were fabuloso pretty lady! Now if we can squeeze in hanging out one more time before you leave, life will be even better. :-)

I had a blast and I'm so glad Dacia had an extra ticket and I became her "plus one." I needed to get my ass out of the house and you two were the lovely ladies to do it.

6/22/2005 8:55 AM  
Blogger Freemason said...

Hi hi sweetie. Chanced upon your blog and just wanna tell you you've been blogrolled. *wink*

6/22/2005 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I get the DVD? ;)


6/22/2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

damn. forgot to log in. I'm never anonymous.

6/22/2005 8:50 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

It was indeed a pleasure to share the stage with you, my dear.

Looking forward to digging through your (hopefully filthy) archives.


6/24/2005 10:54 AM  

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