Tuesday, December 28, 2004

grandmother's advice

last night, at a big fancy dinner, my grandmother leaned over to me and said, "what you need is a rich older man and a younger woman."

background later. needless to say, i am shocked!

7 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

I'll take a rich older woman, if you know where to find any.

12/28/2004 1:06 PM  
Blogger Librarian Babe said...

Younger woman? My god girl, you're all of 22! How young can you go???

I think you need a rich older man and an older librarian woman. The librarian will never be rich but she's talented with her tongue. ;-)

12/28/2004 1:11 PM  
Blogger NCTRNL said...

I'd take a sexy librarian in a heartbeat...who cares about rich...

12/28/2004 1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's up with old people these days? recently, me and a couple of my friends were almost physically attacked by a couple of drunken 65 yr old women on the prowl for young flesh. they think they own the f*cking planet...

...oh, wait, they do!!!

the blog's great, sweetie.

digitalg at gmail dot com

12/28/2004 2:27 PM  
Blogger Algor Langeaux said...

My aunt is 68...
...one of boyfriend is 22
...she fucks him in the parking lot at his work in the fast food industry, because he can actually fuck.

She also has a girlfriend that is in her 40's. She does lots of stuff around the house, cooking, cleaning, and home repairs... and fucks her in ways that the 22 year old boy can't...

Another boyfriend is 60 something, and has been retired for 10 years, after selling off a fairly decent business...

...he pays the rent, and likes to fondle both my aunt and her girlfriend occasionally... but can't get it up, and has his own place where he spends most of his time.

I am not sure how much better it could get than this, really.

12/29/2004 1:30 PM  
Blogger Jefferson said...

Sounds like your acorn didn't fall far from that oak, dear Jane.

12/29/2004 5:43 PM  
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1/08/2005 4:25 PM  

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