Thursday, May 19, 2005

hot and sweaty (complete)

let's take a moment to appreciate the glorious combination of exercise, gay porn, and sex toys.

now that the glow has passes, i will elaborate.

at the advice of my physical therapist i bought a used exercise bike off of craigslist. although it lived in the trunk of mr car for a few days, i finally set it up in a clear spot on my bedroom floor.

i put on caesar's hard hat gang bang (thank you paco) for motivational purposes. this film has some of the best rimming i have ever seen. amazing.

after ten minutes or so, i had a little inspiration. i paused the bike and dug in my toy box for a dildo with a base. i found my curvy black silicone cock (very similar to these, slicked it up with a little lube, and inserted it, held in place by my panties and exercise shorts. i climbed back on and enjoyed the ride.

for about five minutes. then i wanted a little something extra. so i grabbed a bullet vibe (a purple version of this and tucked it in against my clit.


until the base of the cock worked against the angle of the seat. this is when i switched to the rock chick (

finally, everything was working. as the construction workers were pounding away, i was riding and grinding. i held out for about ten minutes, with occasional one-footed peddling and standing riding. finally, i had a body shaking orgasm.

i found this technique to be very motivating. and effective, i burned almost 800 calories according to the bike, which probably did not take into account the 'other exercise' i was engaged in. i think i'll find time to exercise daily.


Blogger Michael said...

Sounds like you had a more productive day than I did yesterday.

5/19/2005 9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you had fun! A rather interesting use of the exercise bike -- are you going to fill in your physical therapist on all the details? :-)

One note, though -- it sounds like your whole ride was about 25-30 minutes, right? If so, the calorie counter on the bike is full of shit. Unless you're an Olympic-champion-caliber endurance athlete, there's *no way* you can burn off 800 calories in 30 minutes. Sorry...


5/19/2005 12:38 PM  
Blogger Librarian Babe said...

My friend Saajan has long said that if you created an exercise bike with a dildo that women would just love to exercise. :-) I'll have to send him this post.

Makes me want to get an exercise bike. I've already got the rock chick. *grin*

5/19/2005 7:58 PM  
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

Orgasmic exercise. You know, that might just be the answer to America's obesity issue.


5/19/2005 8:22 PM  
Blogger Azuzil said...

"Orgasmic exercise"

I think this could be the answer to many of America's problems. I think if we all tried to help each other have an orgasm a day there would be much happier folks. And much less red state, blue state mess.

5/20/2005 10:51 AM  
Blogger Heath said...

Ooh, to be an excercise bike ;)

5/20/2005 1:22 PM  

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